You can’t talk to my boss about anything without him saying he’s done that before and that he’s done it better. I told him once that I was taking ballet classes. Well guess what, he just happened to know everything there is about ballet and that he was a ballerina himself. He swears he’s a black belt in karate, a lisenced massage therapist, a volleyball pro, and everything else imaginable. If he is such a pro at all these things then why is he working with me in Central Ops delivering mail?