My boss is a wanker, he sits at home most of the time watching his big screen tv etc and when he does decide to make an appearance on the odd occasion he then tries to tell us how to do our job better so we can make him more money…Stay home you loser, we already have bad backs from carrying your lazy fat ass!!!
Epic Boss FAIL
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You think that’s bad, my boss takes 10+ weeks holiday a year, and is going through a major mid life crisis, he spends loads of money on hookers and stays in hotels while doing it and charges them to the company, then falls in love with them, denies they are hookers (despite paying them thousands of pounds), constantly takes cash out of the business destroying our cash flow and setting us well on the way to going under, then comes in for about 6 hours a day when he’s not on holiday and annoys everyone, gets in our way, and wants us to explain every 30 minutes what we are doing stopping us getting on doing our work.
On top of that he has totally unrealistic ideas of timescales, building a new e-commerce site, he thinks that should take a week or two at most, putting a 100 page proposal together, half a day, sorting out all the viruses on his work computer every other day because he’s constantly on porn and prostitute sites, should be instantaneous, even though he’ll disable the anti-virus when it blocks things so he can get on the sites.
On top of that he has Narsistic Pesonality Disorder (which he is incapable of knowing, which is part of the problem of the disorder.