A new manager was hired a few months back and everytime he’d say something about our procedures it would start with “at my old company…” After a couple of months of changing everything so we were 40% less productive, one of the guys googled the boss and it turns out his “old company” went bankrupt and was being investigated for fraud. I don’t think he’ll last much longer 
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My boss is always saying gratuitously offensive things like, “I didn’t fall off the turnip truck yesterday, I know you are [insert accusation]” or “when you have a big club, you have to not be afraid to use it, so I’m going to [insert bullying].” Great guy… NOT… FAIL!
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my boss just asked me to generate some financial reports for him. when i gave them to him, he said “can you just remind me if debits are the money we owe, or is that the money that’s owed to us?”… FAIL!
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I was delivering packages to patients in the hospital for my job. My boss gave me a room to deliver to, and I drop it off as usual. But my boss gave me the wrong room number. I had to walk in, apologize, and take back balloons and a stuffed animal from a crying 6year old patient. FAIL!
