My old boss’ 11 year old son was really upset that he was not doing well at tennis and kept coming 2nd in most things. My boss got me to print out some words of encouragement on some small pieces of paper so that he could read them and gain focus. They led off with “Excuses are for losers” and “2nd place is for those who don’t care about winning in their life”… And those two were the nicest ones. WTF??? FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!
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At one stage it was so tight at my old work that we couldn’t even afford to buy new toner cartridges for our colour printers and things were looking really grim. My boss’s solution… He went skiing in Aspen for 2 weeks. Arsehole! FAIL!!!
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My knob of an exboss as a team building exercise organised a meeting, as we came in he cautioned not to trip on the power cords of the projector. Not 10 seconds after, he backed onto them and fell backwards, to catch balance as the projector came crashing down at his feet he grabbed the screen and took it down with him as well, he then rolled backward over his head and back on his feet, then continued if nothing happened explaining how we should act professionally in meetings at all times. LOL!!
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I was mocking up a dummy brochure to show a client when my ex-boss asked me why the rectangular panoramic image in the middle spread had 0º at the beginning and 360º on the other end. I explained that it represented the image as a panoramic starting at 0º and met up back where it started at 360º in a circle. He looked at me, then the image, and said condescendingly “That’s a rectangle mate! Not a circle!” DUH FAIL!!! LOL!
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My boss found out his wife was pregnant and said that he had always wanted a girl as it would make the perfect pair. He already had a son. He was so pissed off when he found out his wife was having twins (a boy and a girl), that he refused to acknowledge his second son existed for the first 6 months of his life until HE came to terms with it… Some people really don’t deserve children. Arse wipe!
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As I was drinking a can of Coke, my old boss came down one day and exclaimed with one macho eyebrow look, “Is anyone else going to watch the GF (grand final) at the MCG (Melbourne Cricket Ground), I think I might have an R&R (rum and real) while I do, OK? As he said this my work mate who sat behind me sent me an email and it popped up on my screen, it said…WTF!! OMG!! WAW!! LOL!!… it took me two days to get all the coke out of my keyboard.
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My old boss went off his tree because he couldn’t connect to the internet, get email or print. I had a look and told him that he hadn’t reconnected the blue internet cord to his laptop, he told me to go back to my desk and get back to work. LOL!!!!
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One of my old bosses (I had the fortune of having two). Was sprooking one day about how great his design skills were. What he hadn’t realised is that he had left the book that he copied it from on the photocopy machine. The only one that believed him was the other boss. Duh! Fail!!!
