As I was drinking a can of Coke, my old boss came down one day and exclaimed with one macho eyebrow look, “Is anyone else going to watch the GF (grand final) at the MCG (Melbourne Cricket Ground), I think I might have an R&R (rum and real) while I do, OK? As he said this my work mate who sat behind me sent me an email and it popped up on my screen, it said…WTF!! OMG!! WAW!! LOL!!… it took me two days to get all the coke out of my keyboard.
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I’ve been working for this boss for months now. His real name is Gunther, but he goes by his middle name, Randall, and goes postal at anyone who calls him Gunther – he won’t even sign legal documents using the real name, he hates it that much. So it really gets my goat that after about 4 months he still calls me Fred (my name is actually Frank). Damn you Gunther!
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My old boss went off his tree because he couldn’t connect to the internet, get email or print. I had a look and told him that he hadn’t reconnected the blue internet cord to his laptop, he told me to go back to my desk and get back to work. LOL!!!!
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One of my old bosses (I had the fortune of having two). Was sprooking one day about how great his design skills were. What he hadn’t realised is that he had left the book that he copied it from on the photocopy machine. The only one that believed him was the other boss. Duh! Fail!!!
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One time a few months ago, my boss was telling some clients about how much revenue they could get from our company’s advertising program…. “…you can make…a googol!! that’s bigger than infinity!!!” FAIL!!!!!!!
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My boss questioned me about why it takes me 12 steps to perform a really simple task. I replied “because that’s how you told me to do it”. He snapped back saying “I most certainly did not”… so I went back through my email archive, found the message telling me to do it that way and forwarded it onto him. His only response was “well now I’m telling you to do it differently”.
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As long as my boss pretends to pay me a decent salary, I’ll pretend to be busy!!
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My boss is not renowned for being a loyal employee or dedicated manager, so she often takes sick days then upon her return to work, feels the need to explain every illness in detail. Until one day she returns from a sick day and is halfway through telling us all about her supposed “illness”, but had trouble keeping her story straight and accidentally reveals that she actually went for a job interview. FAIL!
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A new manager was hired a few months back and everytime he’d say something about our procedures it would start with “at my old company…” After a couple of months of changing everything so we were 40% less productive, one of the guys googled the boss and it turns out his “old company” went bankrupt and was being investigated for fraud. I don’t think he’ll last much longer
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You can’t talk to my boss about anything without him saying he’s done that before and that he’s done it better. I told him once that I was taking ballet classes. Well guess what, he just happened to know everything there is about ballet and that he was a ballerina himself. He swears he’s a black belt in karate, a lisenced massage therapist, a volleyball pro, and everything else imaginable. If he is such a pro at all these things then why is he working with me in Central Ops delivering mail?
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