My boss sits in a glass office across from my desk. Every morning he walks into his office, sits down and undoes his trousers. It took me weeks to pluck-up the courage to say something, but eventually I told him I didn’t think it was appropriate. He was shocked that I knew about it. Turns-out he thought that his office had one-way glass and didn’t realize everyone could see in.
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What does "undoes his trousers" mean?Well let's hope it doesn't mean what you are imagining Will. Undoing the trousers to let his gut fall out is bad enough.What, he didn't notice he can see into the office from the outside?
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Our performance review process affects our annual payrise. Last year my boss said he was too busy to do my performance review, so asked if I could score myself and he would sign it when done. So I did as I was told. Unsurprisingly I gave myself rave reviews, and the boss signed off. When HR audited the process, they found my score was inconsistently higher than all others. When questioned, bossy couldn’t explain without getting his a*se kicked! And I still got a big payrise $$$ kerching
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I was working away at my old job one day when I received an email from IT telling me my account had been terminated. I phoned straight away to find out what was going on as I didn’t want to loose any of the work I was doing. As I left the office to talk to IT I was met by my boss and he asked to see me for a meeting. The meeting was to inform me I was being fired….Which is why my account was terminated he apologised then said I could use him as a reference if I wanted….WTF ?? FAIL !!!
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Our office building was being sprayed for pests and the receptionist sent around a group email saying that we could all leave at lunch-time. The boss replied to her email saying “that will give me all afternoon to f*ck you senseless before I have to go home to my mind numbing bitch of a wife”… but by accident he hit the reply-to-all button. He no longer works here and is currently going through a pretty nasty divorce.
mad lolling, reply-to-all brings so many undone! -
I work at a chicken shop and my manager is only 17. The other day we were running low on chicken, so I said we should get some more chickens cooking before we run out. Little Miss Manager says “good idea, I’ll get on it.” 30min later we ran out – NO KIDDING – we had to tell customers, sorry but we ran out of chicken and you have to wait 20min for your order. Turns out she went out back to chat with friends and forgot about the chicken! Hellooooo how does a chicken shop run out of chicken?!
I deal with this daily. my bosses may be older then me, but they are as slow as children and their friends come first, i wish i could go one night without running out of chicken.I've experienced this once, went through a Red Rooster drive through, placed the order, then got told "sorry we've run out of chicken - do you want anything else". Obviously too hard to mention it when asking us to place the order? -
My boss called me into his office to tell me he didn’t like it when my cell phone would ring at work. I tried explaining to him that I’d never answer the call, switch the phone to silent and then return the call during one of my breaks, but I don’t think he heard me because as I was trying to explain, his cell rang and as he was answering he said “I’ll get to you later”.
He is your boss. He is allowed to do that. TylerM -
In an effort to motive our Sales team, the boss starts dancing around the office yelling “show me the money… SHOW ME THE MONEY”. We all knew what he was talking about, but no one responded because we all think he’s an idiot. He then cemented the deal by finishing with: “C’mon people – haven’t you seen ‘Field of Dreams’?”
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A new guy just took-over the store that I work at and in his first week on the job he told us we couldn’t play music anymore while we worked because it was distracting and lowered productivity. I could imagine that would be a fair call for a lot of jobs, but I work at a music store…
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My boss’s management skills begin and end with the threat of the sack. Everything comes down to: ‘I pay you to do that, so you’ll do it’. It makes it hard to be efficient when you are aware of doing a job wrong because you’ve been told to do it that way. I once spent a morning pre-gluing stamps so they would be easier to apply later in the day, knowing that, by three o’clock, the glue would have dried. I finished the day with a desk covered with enough postage to send it to Columbia by air mail
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It’s a shame that My Boss lacks any irony because he also thinks that he’s funny. The man can’t go a minute without cracking a terrible joke, usually at the expense of ‘ze Germans’ (he pronounces it as written). He also speaks in this strange perversion of proper English, in which odd words take on added emphasis, and everything comes with the added zing of a mucho gracias’, a ‘ta-ta’ or a ‘cheerio’
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